Hey baby! I had a very interesting dream last night.
I am sure that you want to hear all about it! :)

I had a dream that I was on a pirate ship and I was way back
in time, like 1550 or something. I was dressed it white wraps
and blindfolded and restrained on the deck of the ship.

The sun was beating down on my stomach which was exposed.
I tried to move but I couldn't. I felt someone walk up next to me
and kneel down beside me. I could smell sweat and alcohol and I
was beginning to get scared.